Rule #1 in the night club business that every comic knows - NEVER give the microphone to the audience!
So, Mark Eck-o let America decide on the fate on All-Time MLB Home Run King Barry Bondy record breaking 756th home run?!?! http://tinyurl.com/yvujzr
Wow. How democratic. If you consider mob rules democratic. So here's Eck-o, fashion designer and true beisbol fan thinking, I'm rich so I can grossly overpay for the ball and (perhaps) under the guise of letting the American people decide (who, as a group, "choose poorly" in recent group voting over say, the last 8 years) what do with the Bonds' historic HR ball. (Say Eck, what was your lifetime MLB HR total?)
Shock of shocks, what a great choice America. The choice of honor. The choice of freedom. The choice of democracy: MUTILATE IT. BRAND IT. MARK IT FOR EVER. AAAARRRRRGHHH!!!!!!
Wow. It makes me proud and tingle all over with red, white and blue joy. America, you sure are critical thinkers and know what is truly democratic!
By the way, do you know anyone women from the Sudan who have been "altered", or families that lived throughout Europe during WWII and were "branded" for life with a tatoo? Ask them how that forced "group opinion" is working out for them. Ask them how they feel about the court of public opinion.
Hey Eck, don't ya think all this publicity is just more "good" branding for you, too?
Hey Eck, they tell me you're a designer. Why don't you design a plan to donate, let's say, $752,467 to charities to help with drug education for high school athletes if you are so concerned
Hey Eck, how many asterisks could we brand on you for alleged cheating, dumb choices or indiscretions in the business world? I for one, would have no body space left if you asked me the same question.
Et tu, America?